Ultimatum Edit Week 5: Day Seven
August 8th, 2009 by Gavok | Tags: fat cobra, jeph loeb, Marvel comics, mystique, quicksilver, sabretooth, superboy prime, ultimate edit, ultimatumHere it is. Part 35. The final chapter.
Previously, Magneto threw a big hissy fit and killed a bunch of the world. Then the heroes took their sweet-ass time to get to Avalon to stop him. Only they sent a bunch of metal-using heroes to go after Magneto with no strategy of what to do against him other than “let Wolverine do it”. Thanks to Nick Fury showing him THE TRUTH, Magneto gave up and Cyclops blew his head off in response. Then Cyclops’ head blew up. Then Dr. Doom’s head blew up.
But who did kill Cyclops? Was it some angry mutant-hating sniper? Or was it something else?
Special thanks to David Uzumeri for inadvertently giving me the inspiration for the last couple pages. And of course, thanks to ManiacClown for his help throughout and for being a good sport.
If you’re up for it, give us a visit tomorrow to see the Ultimatum Edit Annotations.
Holy shit, the screwball Loony Tunes character with the Jeph Loeb face takes the whole thing to a whole ‘nother level. Excellent work work all around gentlemen.
by Terrence August 8th, 2009 at 18:24 --replyPersonally, I’m guessing that the mysterious shadow lady is Power Princess/Zarda. Just judging by the sleeves. Anyway, fantastic addition to the annals of parody, kudos all around. Almost makes Ultimatum worth it, just so that we can rip into it like this.
by Joe England August 8th, 2009 at 21:07 --replyAlmost.
It’s all true. Immortal Weapons is awesome, and Fat Cobra is easily one of the best characters Marvel has created in years.
by Manic August 8th, 2009 at 21:10 --replyLol. The final 2 pages are great!!! Thinking about it… Superboy would have to punch reality, so Loeb and Ultimatum ceased to be.
by Jsm August 9th, 2009 at 01:07 --replyNice ending; loved it.
But my god, that In Memoriam page is just embarrassing. “Hey, kids! Look at all the great characters we killed! Whoops!”
by J. Roberts August 9th, 2009 at 03:57 --replyI have to agree, the Duffy/Loeb creation is great.
by Matt Ampersand August 9th, 2009 at 04:10 --replyWhile I love these, I just have to say, sorry, but Roger Stern written Hobgoblin was better than the Green Goblin. It went to shit with the whole Ned Leeds thing, but Stern’s Hobby > Osborn any day of the week. I’ll forgive you since it’s Quicksilver saying it and he’s always been a fuck up. Everything else is awesome though.
by Kirk Warren August 9th, 2009 at 07:56 --replyWell done, sir(s). Well done.
by Chad Nevett August 9th, 2009 at 13:56 --replyKingdom Come sucked and I don’t care who knows it.
by AERose August 9th, 2009 at 16:20 --replywelp, AoA is effectively canceled, it’s being Blue Beetle’d
@AERose: less being wrong and more praising of the almighty Gavok, peon
by Nathan August 9th, 2009 at 17:24 --replyI wouldn’t say Kingdom Come sucked, but it is vastly overrated. It’s kind of a mess from a storytelling standpoint. It’s mostly a showcase for Alex Ross’ new character designs.
by John Foley August 9th, 2009 at 18:54 --replyIt’s really not a story that needs to be re-visited as much as it has been.
In other words…a Magog series? Really?