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Now I Need a Place to Hide Away

March 30th, 2010 by | Tags: , ,

Why is this example of chickkissing stuck under one of the sad lines from “Yesterday”? It doesn’t make sense! After all, this panel from Incredible Hercules #141 has everything. Action, adventure, someone being a jerk, and it’s all in a title that is epic, overwhelming silliness. Also, as I said before, chickkissing.

Why, because it’s Marvel, of course!

When I told Gavok about Venus, Aphrodite’s freaky siren copycat who had mind-control love powers that she used on everyone, I did not entirely believe myself. Now I see that it’s true. Too bad he’s such a psychotic jerk (by that I mean Gavok. Gavok is a jerk).

DC, it’s about time you had some crazy, love-power-having bisexual characters blatantly made for rampant and gratuitous fanboy service. Karen and Helena, separately and together, are half-way there already. And they’re good guys! Get on that! I have faith in you!

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15 comments to “Now I Need a Place to Hide Away”

  1. So you were talking with some kind of Mirror-verse clone Gavok? And since this all relates to Esther’s similar post, making out with him? Caressing his evil goatee? Thats kind of freaky…

         by LurkerWithout March 30th, 2010 at 00:27 --replyReply to this comment

  2. Turnabout is fair play indeed.

    DC needs to give Russell T Davies (ex-Doctor Who/Torchwood guy) a book like the Outsiders. He’d turn it into a book full of omnisexual deviants in no time!

         by Paul Wilson March 30th, 2010 at 02:45 --replyReply to this comment

  3. When does she say “thank you”?

         by James W March 30th, 2010 at 03:11 --replyReply to this comment

  4. This shit is hot, but where is my last wrestlemania post? Come on man, I’m fiending….

         by Pedro Tejeda March 30th, 2010 at 04:49 --replyReply to this comment

  5. I’m sensing a theme today.

    Don’t give me any hints, I’m sure I’ll figure it out on my own…

         by Nathan March 30th, 2010 at 16:49 --replyReply to this comment

  6. You ripped off my bit, Gavok. My vengeance will be swift!

    And, of course, you got it all wrong. All wrong. Karen and Helena? For crying out loud, Terra is *right there* in Karen’s series! She even keeps clothes at Karen’s apartment. It’s canon.

    And what about Babs and Dinah! Babs spent an entire issue trying to keep Dinah from getting married. She talked about how they ‘crazy bonded.’ The two nuzzled each other to near death when Dixon was writing them. DIXON!

    Look at this blog! This very blog! The last fourcast was about Harley and Ivy! You can’t get any slashier. They team up, they wander around wearing only men’s shirts. They SHARE A GODDAMN CELL IN ARKHAM! They are their own little production of Caged Heat. You can’t get slashier.

    Except for Animated Babs and Supergirl, who were last seen both in robes at Babs’ apartment in the Animated series, and then were mentioned in the JL series when Kara went to a ski resort with Babs for Christmas.

    Rose and Thorn.

    Selina and Holly.

    And then, of course, there’s Diana and just about everyone.

    Fire and Ice!

    It just keeps going and you pick Karen and HELENA?

    You have steamed the wrong woman’s asparagus, Mister Marvel. Consider yourself warned.

         by Esther Inglis-Arkell March 30th, 2010 at 18:23 --replyReply to this comment

  7. @Esther Inglis-Arkell: And Zinda and Barda.

         by Esther Inglis-Arkell March 30th, 2010 at 18:24 --replyReply to this comment

  8. @Esther Inglis-Arkell: Cassie and Cissie.

    Stephanie and Cassandra.

    The list goes on! Karen and Helena? You disgust me.

         by Esther Inglis-Arkell March 30th, 2010 at 18:27 --replyReply to this comment

  9. Would it be better if I clarified Earth-2 Karen and Helena?

         by Gavok March 30th, 2010 at 20:55 --replyReply to this comment

  10. NO IT WOULD NOT YOU MISSED HARLEY AND IVY ARE YOU BLIND

    *ahem*

    Yeah, that was a rather obvious miss there, ‘Vok.

         by vidstudent March 30th, 2010 at 22:40 --replyReply to this comment

  11. That wouldn’t have worked. They aren’t good guys.

         by Gavok March 31st, 2010 at 00:02 --replyReply to this comment

  12. Here, what if it was like, that weird Earth-2 story that DC did a while back where Superman and Batman found themselves trapped in Power Girl and Huntress’ bodies? Or would that be too weird, even for slash?

         by VersasoVantare March 31st, 2010 at 01:52 --replyReply to this comment

  13. How about that one earth from that one silver age story where everyone was opposite genders. You could get some pretty good rule 63 action from there.

         by Schide March 31st, 2010 at 18:11 --replyReply to this comment

  14. …aren’t “good guys”? I’m not entirely sure I want to live on a world where Harley and Ivy aren’t considered good guys! Loving the natural green world and the power of laughter…these are the things I try and instill in my child. And you don’t consider them good guys. Bah.

    Would it help if they made out?

         by eDAN April 1st, 2010 at 00:30 --replyReply to this comment

  15. It wouldn’t hurt.

         by Gavok April 1st, 2010 at 00:59 --replyReply to this comment