Ultimatum Edit Week 1: Day Four
November 10th, 2008 by Gavok | Tags: angel, captain america, dazzler, iron man, jeph loeb, kitty pryde, Marvel comics, spider-man, ultimate edit, ultimates, ultimatum, x-menYesterday saw various baseball games called off due to rain. Plus Human Torch and his dad drowned. Hey, if it means I don’t have to look at Johnny Storm’s ugly hair anymore, I’m for it.
Now, some more devastation.
ManiacClown was too busy with real-life work to help out, but he did insist on making a JFK Jr. joke in terms of Angel flying underwater. Not cool, man. Not cool. Though, to be fair, I was planning on referring to Ultimatum’s disaster as “9/11 and Katrina have a baby”.
Tomorrow it’s all about Reed and Sue with a little bit of Namor tossed in there for you.
Er, actually Kitty has previously shown powers of flying, or perhaps floating, due to her weightlessness, and of holding Spidey while doing it; see “Death Of The Goblin”, the scene in the middle of the street after Spider-Man and the Green Goblin fall out of a building. Kitty phases Peter through the street into a sewer, then grabs him and floats them both onto the street again.
QED.
by Stig November 10th, 2008 at 02:58 --replyOh.
Well, it still doesn’t hurt to ask why she can do it.
by Gavok November 10th, 2008 at 03:00 --replyShe walks on the atoms of air themself! Or something. There’s a giant dialog box in Days of Future Past about it when she walks across an open pit in the Danger Room with her eyes closed.
by Endless Mike November 10th, 2008 at 07:26 --replyI thought she tapped into the Phase Force.
by HitTheTargets November 10th, 2008 at 08:28 --replyThis reminds me alot of Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe. How do you kill a bunch of heroes? Shoot them! Or, Drown them!
Bah.
by Adam November 10th, 2008 at 10:51 --replyDon’t forget nuking them, Adam.
Excuse me Gavok, I don’t suppose you still have that photoshopped image you did ages ago where Sixpack turns up near the end of Infinite Crisis rather than Superboy Prime? It’s been ages since I last saw it, and I’d like to see it again.
by Ultimate_Jesus November 10th, 2008 at 13:31 --replyOh man, I do love me the House of Ribs
by Sean November 10th, 2008 at 14:04 --replyUltimate Iron Man is probably the best armor ever
by mack November 10th, 2008 at 20:05 --replylook at that thing! It’s like a wearable figter plane
If it involves something other than blowing shit up, do Ultimate heroes ever NOT suck?
by LurkerWithout November 11th, 2008 at 00:02 --reply@Ultimate_Jesus: Here you go!
by Gavok November 11th, 2008 at 00:41 --replyCheers Vok, you’re a star.
by Ultimate_Jesus November 11th, 2008 at 02:04 --replyNow the Torch will no longer flame on … and on and on and on and on.
by Plaid_Knight November 20th, 2008 at 16:10 --replyHouse of Ribs – now there’s a crossover event I want to see!
It all begins when the Scarlet Witch whispers, “No more mesquite.”
by Captain Nice Guy December 14th, 2008 at 20:15 --replyTake that, science and reason! Awesome! That’s what I’VE been saying! Warren should be dead. Why would we possibly focus on him instead of say…Storm arguably should be able to stop the bad weather!
by ComixGrrrl March 29th, 2009 at 07:34 --replyNo, not the ribs
by Nathan August 3rd, 2009 at 11:12 --reply