There were two, count ’em, two Marvel comics this week that featured sex tapes as a plot point.
One was Ultimates 3 #1, a comic so thoroughly bad that the only thing I can really praise is that there is an Ultimate Black Panther now, though he jobs like a chump to College Sophomore Eddie Brock in the Venom Costume.
I guess I can’t praise that at all.
Was the newly deAsianed Wasp honestly letting Captain America know that it’s the 21st century now and his pitiful 1940s-era brain just doesn’t get that incest is all to the good?
I mean, what was that all about?
Also it’s kind of awesome how Wasp goes out and buys Tony Stark’s sex tape and screens it in front of all his buddies for what’s apparently the first time they’ve heard about it?
“Hey guys, check this out! Tony Stark and his dead murdering traitor of a fiancee are getting it on! PS Tony what’s the deal with this tape I just bought?”
Great writing, that.
The other book is The Order #5, words by Matt Fraction and art by Khari Evans over Barry Kitson’s layouts.
In the words of one syllable: Wow. Two syllables: Holy wow.
My hands down favorite panel in the book is the one at the top of this page:
He draws the most beautiful sneers I’ve ever seen. The body language is so dead on, too.
Marvel? Push this guy. He is the next big thing. He’s got a funky style that isn’t too far off from the superhero standard while still being pretty awesomely distinct. His talking heads are wonderful, too. Give him a go on a Bendis-written Luke Cage series if you gotta. You know that Bendis would write that in a hot minute.
Do everything you can to make him a star, but please don’t let him draw anything Loeb or Millar writes because I’d like to enjoy the story as well as his awesome art.
Just give me (us) more of his art, that’s all I want.