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Ultimatum Edit Week 3: Day Six

March 26th, 2009 by | Tags: , , , , , , ,

Yesterday’s installment featured Thor and Captain America talking about financing or whatever, followed by Iron Man and Ms. Less-Than-Marvel taking on Multiple Man. Then an arrow shot out. Who could it possibly be?!

In Ultimate X-Men #100, they killed off Ultimate Madrox, so in one fell swoop we get rid of the Matrix and Rocky Horror jokes. Due to the latter, ManiacClown is currently inconsolable.

Join us tomorrow as we close out yet another week.

Day Seven!

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10 comments to “Ultimatum Edit Week 3: Day Six”

  1. wait…did this comic seriously happen? Thats just…retarded

         by terrence March 26th, 2009 at 00:50 --replyReply to this comment

  2. This was probably the part that made my head hurt the most in the issue. Why the fuck did all the clones crawl onto Hank?

         by Syrg March 26th, 2009 at 02:19 --replyReply to this comment

  3. And as a follow-up to Syrg’s question, why did Hank kneel down and let the clones climb on him? That would be like Juggernaut ripping off his helmet before fighting Charles Xavier and Jean Grey.

         by W4 March 26th, 2009 at 03:09 --replyReply to this comment

  4. Also, why did they wait until they were out in the water before they detonated?

         by Northern March 26th, 2009 at 07:43 --replyReply to this comment

  5. Also, why is this making money?

         by PJ March 26th, 2009 at 07:53 --replyReply to this comment

  6. And why in the hell was the explosion so damn powerful it instantly stripped him to the bone? Do C4 and Pym Particles interact violently?

         by HitTheTargets March 26th, 2009 at 09:36 --replyReply to this comment

  7. @PJ: I’d imagine it’s because people are idiots.

    @Syrg and W4: I know. That’s the part of this whole issue that made the least sense to me, too. That was the reason for Clint’s line about crushing or throwing them.

    @Gavok: Hey, Agent Smith may be dead, but there’s still the potential for RHPS jokes! If I and more than maybe 3 people reading seen Shock Treatment we could mine that. Still, with our penchant for better-than-Loeb absurdity, I’m sure we’ll manage.

         by ManiacClown March 26th, 2009 at 09:43 --replyReply to this comment

  8. …wait, what?

    that…that’s just fucking stupid.

    i mean, even if hank has a death wish because jan is dead, that still doesn’t explain why the maddrox clones waited to explode until they were so far out to sea

    also, why am i even bothering to find reason in this

         by Pat! March 26th, 2009 at 11:05 --replyReply to this comment

  9. @Pat! reason and logic cower before the might of Loeb’s storytelling genius

         by vorn_o March 26th, 2009 at 15:02 --replyReply to this comment

  10. Why did so many of the Maddrox clones even climb on him in the first place? Wasn’t their target the Triskellion? They basically put all their eggs in one basket to kill a single man.

         by Stu March 26th, 2009 at 18:14 --replyReply to this comment