New Ultimate Edit Week 5: Day One
February 24th, 2011 by Gavok | Tags: captain america, frank cho, hawkeye, hela, iron man, jeph loeb, ka-zar, loki, ms marvel, new ultimates, shanna the she-devil, thor, ultimate edit, ultimatesWelcome to the final week of Ultimate Edit. Boy, it’s been some ride, eh? It’s been just over three years with fifteen issues to its name, but it’s about time to bury it. I guess we were already “burying” it, but– you know what I mean.
So to sum up. A bunch of former D-list heroes have been amped up as villains and fight the Ultimates before being forgotten about completely. Then Loki and Enchantress come to Earth with a big troll army and wrecked stuff for a bit. Enchantress magically coaxes some of the female Ultimates to help them out and capture the staple members of the team. That way, the lesser good guys could look important by rescuing the heroes worth a damn. Valkyrie breaks free from the spell and gets herself killed by Loki, but then Thor shows up and goes on a rampage. He targets everyone and Loki’s all, “Haha! All part of the plan, beyotch!”
And now, the rest of the story…
Thanks to ManiacClown who wanted Loki and Thor to discuss how Hela looks like the ladies in mommy’s lingerie scrolls. We’ll be back tomorrow with some of those other characters nobody cares about. Don’t worry, they’ll be gone by the end of the week.
Day Two!
Day Three!
Day Four!
Day Five!
Day Six!
Day Seven!
Pop-Up Ultimates? Awesome.
by bongoes February 24th, 2011 at 12:33 --replyNote: My suggestion didn’t call them lingerie scrolls. I called them “special” scrolls. Cut joke: Loki is grossed out, noting, “Eww! Mom is in some of those!”
by ManiacClown February 24th, 2011 at 19:25 --reply