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Final Edit Week 5: Day Six

April 1st, 2009 by | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , ,

We’re almost done with yet another week of this awful Morrison mind-scramble crap. God, what a hack. Between this and his Seven Soldiers run, I don’t even get why the man gets any work. Did you even read his New X-Men run a few years back? The guy who followed him was SOOOO much better.

But enough about that. Yesterday’s update saw some incomprehensible garbage involving Rubik’s Cubes and Metron as a tard. I don’t know, Final Crisis sucks. Let’s move forward!

As always, thanks to david “hermanos” brothers for helping me with this. He wanted me to remind you that a new Seaguy miniseries comes out today. Make sure to stay far away from that tripe. The last one was bad enough. Fucking Morrison.

We’re almost done with this week. Tomorrow, we get Darkseid at a rave and a guy with a bunch of bubble monitor things wrapped around his head. You can see a preview here.

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10 comments to “Final Edit Week 5: Day Six”

  1. Oh, you.

         by Debaser April 1st, 2009 at 00:19 --replyReply to this comment

  2. Hahahaha, you sold me with Jon Stewart.

         by Syrg April 1st, 2009 at 00:36 --replyReply to this comment

  3. the biggest red flag is how mean gavok sounds

         by mack April 1st, 2009 at 04:06 --replyReply to this comment

  4. Great, Now I can’t get fucking danger zone out of my goddamn head.

    Thanks Gavok.

         by Pedro Tejeda April 1st, 2009 at 04:27 --replyReply to this comment

  5. This week hasn’t been as good as week 3, but the Jon Stewart gag got me, too.

         by Endless Mike April 1st, 2009 at 05:35 --replyReply to this comment

  6. I’d like to see the whole thing get the same treatment, post-today.

         by greyhoundbus April 1st, 2009 at 07:51 --replyReply to this comment

  7. That may have been part of an April Fools joke, but those were genuinely hilarious. Hal Jordan listening to Kenny Loggins is just so dead on.

         by Master Mahan April 1st, 2009 at 09:35 --replyReply to this comment

  8. comedy gold.

    long live Gavok

         by Nathan April 1st, 2009 at 10:14 --replyReply to this comment

  9. All joking aside, I’m begging you to do more of these. I didn’t think you could top ultimate edit, but here it is. It’s ok to make fun of good books too, goddammit.

         by lurkee mcgee April 2nd, 2009 at 10:07 --replyReply to this comment

  10. The Don King riff was perfect.

         by AERose April 6th, 2009 at 18:45 --replyReply to this comment