Sometimes There Just Aren’t Any Words
August 24th, 2008 by Gavok | Tags: avengers, crystal, Marvel comics, thorIt’s unfortunate when someone has to accept their limits. Today, I’m accepting my limits as a writer. You see, back in the day, I used to write for a site that reviewed fighting games. There was one game that I intended to review, but I just couldn’t get it done. Then I started writing here and decided that the same game would make for a good 4L article. After playing the game for a few minutes, I decided to put it off for a while.
Maybe it’s a mix between the game being so unplayable and the belief that I could never do it justice. Luckily, the internet’s in its YouTube phase and I don’t have to explain. I can show you the horrors and let you judge for yourself.
Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the arcade game Avengers in Galactic Storm!
It should be a rule that every time Thor enters a room, there’s an announcer yelling, “THE MIGHTY THOR!”
To give you an idea of how ridiculous this game was, here’s a list of the playable characters: Captain America, Black Knight, Thunderstrike, Crystal, Dr. Minerva, Shatterax, Korath and Supremor. Cap is the only one on there I’d have any interest in playing as. Others like Iron Man and Thor are only assist characters, including Clint Barton Goliath, who is portrayed as a laughable, giant fist stretching across the screen.
Finally, here are the amazing endings. Beautiful.
It’s like they made an Avengers fighting game and only Cap was enough of a stand up guy to show up. 🙁
by zero democracy August 24th, 2008 at 15:00 --replyOr Cap was the only one who didn’t know enough about modern technology to see that it was giant pile of shit.
by BringTheNoise August 25th, 2008 at 02:26 --replyWas this animated by the guy who makes Poser “art” of Cap assaulting kids and driving invisible go karts?
by RalfJ'onzz August 25th, 2008 at 11:55 --reply