Fun with Ares!
March 15th, 2007 by Gavok | Tags: avengers, bendis, iron man, Marvel comics, thor, wolverineAres, God of War, is a pretty awesome guy. At least, he was in the last year and a half. The dude lit himself on fire and had Hercules throw him into the middle of an army of Japanese zombie demons while firing a gun on the way down.
If that doesn’t get you membership into the Avengers, nothing will. So I was jazzed when I found out he’d be in Bendis’ Mighty Avengers. I also dug the scene that leads up to his membership, where Iron Man and Ms. Marvel discuss their need for a Thor-type and a Wolverine-type. Ms. Marvel takes a second away from being a lying bitch to suggest a guy who borrows a little from both guys.
I saw a lot of potential in this bit. Now you have to pay for it.
#4: “Shih Tzu.” “Shiatsu” is a type of massage.
Unless *I’m* ruining the moment by not getting the joke.
by Synonymous March 15th, 2007 at 22:55 --replyShitzu is a kind of dog…
by LurkerWithout March 15th, 2007 at 23:36 --replyI blame Microsoft Word and its spellchecking.
by Gavok March 16th, 2007 at 00:27 --replyLet’s just assume that Ms. Marvel may have extensive SHIELD training, but the bitch can’t spell.
by Matt Cruea March 16th, 2007 at 04:38 --replyAHAHAHAHA
by Berend March 16th, 2007 at 07:38 --replyTake eight is sooo wrong, but sooo funny.
Paul Dini: “I know someone who is a black guy AND a Green Lantern.”
by Ralf J'onzz March 16th, 2007 at 12:08 --reply