The 70’s Spider-Man Song That Will Be Stuck in Your Head for Days!
February 6th, 2010 by Gavok | Tags: spider-manThe other day my old Ultimate Edit writing buddy ManiacClown sent me these old superhero radio drama albums from decades ago, including a Justice League record from the 60’s where during roll call they break into a Rat Pack musical number.
One of the albums is from the 70’s, starring Spider-Man in what they call a “Rockomic”. It’s a story involving Peter Parker being blackmailed by the Kingpin into trying to kill Spider-Man, with Spider-Man talking like Jon Lovitz as Master Thespian. It also starts off with a completely trippy nightmare sequence that sounds like Peter’s having a bad acid trip. In-between the acts of the story they would toss in some musical tracks that are without a doubt from the 1970’s. Most of them are awful, but the main theme is a special kind of awful that keeps drawing me back in for repeated listens.
And now, little man, I give the watch to you…
He’s no one woman’s sex machine, you know. The Devil saw to that.
Nothing says confidence in your hero like the line “How does he ever win?”
I remember being a kid back in the 70’s and having a couple of comics-for-kids that came with records (vinyl, back when we didn’t actually call it “vinyl” because that’s all we had back then, goddamn kids get offa my lawn) as a kind of “read-along” thing. The only snatch of audio that’s stayed with me other than the “bing!” signal to turn the page is
“Batman! It’s a body!”
“Yes, Robin. A dead one.”
Apparently they figured kids, even ones learning to read (I could already read, I just thought it was super-awesome to have my comics talk to me), could handle death back in the 70’s.
by k2 February 6th, 2010 at 07:12 --replyoh god this song XD
anyways Gav/MC did you guys hate Ult. X enough to consider another Edit or did you simply find it so average it’s adequate like I did?
at least we can be sure New Ultimates is going to be more of the same
by Nathan February 6th, 2010 at 14:50 --replyI just know I won’t be able to rest until I have this on my iPod.
by Joe England February 8th, 2010 at 08:35 --reply