No Batgirl/Red Robin Play-by-Play This Month
March 18th, 2010 Posted by Esther Inglis-ArkellThank you, those people who requested it. I like when people miss the stuff I write enough to ask about it, but I’m not doing a play-by-play of the team-up/crossover, and here’s why:
Have you ever eaten a bad egg salad sandwich? If you have, you’ll know it put you off eggs for a while.
I don’t think it’s a mystery to anyone what this month’s egg salad sandwich was, and even though I just sampled a corner, it put me off a lot of things. I don’t want to think about people acting like jerks because continuity says they have to, or because they were in a relationship and apparently the only way to make that interesting is to have them fight. I don’t want tragic, convoluted history or recriminations. I don’t want one character to be all grrrrrr and dark. I don’t want a crossover event for which I have to read a bunch of books in order to get one story. I don’t want a female character framed in a rifle sight at the end of the issue, because apparently the only way I would be interested in reading the next issue is if a hero’s friends, family, or love interest is on the chopping block.
(Also I hate the art and the way they stick Leslie’s head on a twenty-year-old body in a clingy dress.)
Yeah, I read and I’m going to keep reading Batgirl, and next month’s issue looks good. But I’ve eaten some very bad egg salad. Those issues are like a quiche. I know there’s some good stuff in there, like Babs and St Nick finally having a good time, flirting, each knowing that the other one has a secret and being intrigued by it. I just don’t have the stomach for it right now.