And Now, Comic Book Math
February 19th, 2009 Posted by GavokThat’s what it is according to the images of the toys for Wolverine: Origins. So far there’s a Superhero Squad figure and this guy:
“So who is this Deadpool guy?”
“He looks like Freddy Krueger and has Wolverine’s healing, but no claws.”
“We’re going to give him claws because it’s a Wolverine movie.”
“But, sir! If he has claws, that makes him too similar to Freddy Krueger!”
“Then we won’t make him look like Freddy Krueger anymore! Make him look like Zartan or something. What, do I have to think of everything?”
I seem to hate this design considerably less when I remember that Alex Hayden existed.