Presidential Debates: Livetweeted
October 16th, 2012 by david brothers | Tags: Colored Commentary, politicsBET Awards/Prez Debate crossover: Romney & Obama give a freestyled speech on their positions in B&W shakycam while DJ Quik does table beats
— david brothers (@hermanos) October 16, 2012
Biden/Ryan serve as weed carriers/hypemen. Biden throws a chair halfway thru, causing a brawl. Ryan gets on youtube to complain/defend later
— david brothers (@hermanos) October 16, 2012
HUGE Romney gaffe as he stutters while looking for a rhyme for “All I’m saying is the government has too many major figures.”
— david brothers (@hermanos) October 16, 2012
Even HUGER Obama gaffe when we find out Jay Electronica wrote his whole speech.
— david brothers (@hermanos) October 16, 2012
Obama shows up on stage wearing Bush II’s Reagan chain, mean-mugging like “Do something” RT @kennybloggins hermanos Who takes who’s chain?
— david brothers (@hermanos) October 16, 2012
Jay-Z is in the crowd watching the debates. He signs Romney to Roc Nation, but is like “Yo, you need to drop Amil before this deal is done.”
— david brothers (@hermanos) October 16, 2012
Obama, incredibly, dodges Kanye’s invite to GOOD Music, instead joining a revitalized Boot Camp Clik. “I like the freedom and Sean P is ill”
— david brothers (@hermanos) October 16, 2012
Canibus is freestyling a new constitution in the parking lot. Papoose looks on, ready to deliver his take on the Gettysburg Address.
— david brothers (@hermanos) October 16, 2012
@hermanos Ron Paul signs to Death Row Records, claims to poised to creep while the rest of the candidates sleep on November 6 #stillrelevant
— Chris Eckert (@kennybloggins) October 16, 2012
Birdman, unimpressed by Obama’s speech, rubs his hands in a disappointing manner. “What happened to that boy?” he mutters.
— david brothers (@hermanos) October 16, 2012
@hermanos “prprprprprprprpr,” he adds
— Gabey M (@theindigi) October 17, 2012
DMX, already shocked that someone named BARACK is president, claims nobody is named Mitt, pistolwhips three bystanders, flashes fake badge
— Chris Eckert (@kennybloggins) October 16, 2012
Word on the street is that the Big Pun hologram went off without a hitch… and then went off. The night is young, and the Big Pun hologram is already fighting and hiding his gun. The debate moderator is bugging, screaming, “Who the FUCK invited Pun?!”
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i’ve been saving all my jokes for tumblr lately i guess, but i figured i should inflict them on all of you, too :smug:
I loved the Birdman reference the most as, “What happened to that boy” was a favorite of mine those years ago.
I hold a steady notion that talking about politics is only interesting when you add humor to it.