Hit List
December 1st, 2008 by Esther Inglis-Arkell |I’ve never been a fan of character death. The impact of a character’s death on any particular story seems a poor trade for all the stories that they could be in. The latest trend of characters coming back to life seems to be unpopular with most people, but I love it. That said, I would kill off the Joker in a heartbeat. He’s mean.
So. What character would you gladly see the last of? And what would be the best death for them?
What character would you gladly see the last of?
david brothers
And what would be the best death for them?
The slow kind.
by Gavok December 1st, 2008 at 23:20 --reply@Gavok: Damnit, I *won’t* see you two destroy each other! Not now. Not after everything.
by Esther Inglis-Arkell December 1st, 2008 at 23:46 --replyhey look it’s me as wolverine and cyclops as gavok:
hey just like in real life!
by david brothers December 2nd, 2008 at 01:27 --replyMohinder on Heroes. Or Dr. Chump. How many times has he gone to work for the bad guys, quit, then gone back now? Then Maya. Because she’s so damn annoying. Really, Heroes just needs a big-damned culling. And who DO they kill? Ellectronica. Stupid, stupid writers…
by LurkerWithout December 2nd, 2008 at 01:30 --replydavid, the last time you inspired anyone… was when you were dead.
by Gavok December 2nd, 2008 at 01:35 --replyGAVOK! REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE!
On topic: Who would I kill? Donna Troy. What kind of death? A permanent one.
by Endless Mike December 2nd, 2008 at 06:41 --replyI don’t want to spoil a rather smallish bit from Batman: RIP, but if that was the final, permanent death of the Joker, that would be pretty damn funny.
by googum December 2nd, 2008 at 08:04 --replyYou know, I read Batman RIP a few days ago, and I honestly can’t recall what happened to the Joker.
Y’know, I’m trying to think of a character that I’d really like to see die permanently, and I’m coming up with nothing. Maybe I don’t read enough comics?
by Ultimate_Jesus December 2nd, 2008 at 08:47 --replySpeedy. Girl deserves a quick death.
by Illvillainy December 2nd, 2008 at 09:01 --replyMitch Shelley. As many ways as possible.
Oh, and if Aquaman happened to take a harpoon for the President, well, he would be missed. I assume.
by HitTheTargets December 2nd, 2008 at 09:14 --replyI would be so SO grateful if Carnage’s death stuck.
by NeoKefka December 2nd, 2008 at 10:52 --replyi want to see someone take out the tobey mcguire version of spiderman. maybe killing him with a shrimp fork.
by Colchon December 2nd, 2008 at 12:43 --replyEvery Daniel Clowes comic should end with the protagonists dying in a hail of gunfire.
by Eos December 2nd, 2008 at 16:46 --replyTalia Al Ghul. Just to see Damien go nuts.
by mack December 2nd, 2008 at 16:46 --replyWhat character would you gladly see the last of?
Loeb’s red Hulk.
And what would be the best death for them?
by Syrg December 2nd, 2008 at 17:34 --replyI don’t know, but let’s blame Moon Knight for it.
Frank Castle should die.
If any character should have a story arc where they die and that’s the end of the comic, it’s the Punisher. Warren Ellis did it with Hitman and it worked, the same should have been done at the end of Ellis’ run on MAX Punisher.
by A.o.D. December 2nd, 2008 at 19:00 --replyYou mean Garth Ennis?
Here’s a handy mnemonic: Warren Ellis holds “tite” to the ceiling.
by HitTheTargets December 2nd, 2008 at 19:26 --replyDaken. I really dislike Wolverine’s whole “I have a son” thing, and frankly, I find him an incredibly unappealing character. Kind of like Wolverine but without all the parts that make him a worthwhile character.
by Tim_H December 2nd, 2008 at 21:51 --replyThe Joker: either killed by an unnamed normal with a realworld weapon/random household object; or simply humiliated, when out of his chemical weapons, by having his white makeup wiped off by a bossy old lady, revealing normal skin tone underneath, & quitting in desolation.
Hal Jordan: sent on a mission to a planet whose dominant technological race are of such size that humans seem insectile. Splatted across a windshield.
by philippos42 December 3rd, 2008 at 01:28 --replyMarque from Batgirl miniseries. (yes, I know no one’s reading that, not even me, but damn is the character description enough to annoy me…she is Cass’s killer sister who cuts herself. UGH! disgusting and a disgrace to Cass. Why did DC let that character get published?)
I like Talia, but her “dying” might actually be interesting. I don’t think Damian would go nuts with Talis’s death (might make him meeker now that his mommy’s not around to spoil/protect him), but it would give Bruce a reason to adopt/take him in and try to reform him. Oh wait, but Bruce is gone. Hm. Maybe one of the other sidekicks can take him out of obligation to Bruce. >>
by jbramx2 December 3rd, 2008 at 01:52 --replyThe Joker – Him appearing, murdering hundreds of people and no-one doing anyone about it save “locking” him in a cell that might as well have a revolving door does no good. I makes the Gotham Justice system and Batman into ineffective fools. Band-aids over a sucking chest wound.
Have him die, have his image mass-marketed, and a hundred street gang wannabes take his place. Batman Beyond meets A Clockwork Orange meets the “Magneto was right” meme in Morrison’s X-Men.
Honorable mention for Hawkman, Hal Jordan, Barry Allen and every other Silver Age icon Geoff Johns has ressurected. I’m not interested in the modern “Wolverine with Wings” take on Hawkman, and whilst I like Hal and Barry, I really thought Kyle, John, Guy and Wally are all way more interesting characters. I agree something had to be done about the way Hal Jordan was removed, but I’m not against the removal per se.
by Paul Wilson December 3rd, 2008 at 04:17 --reply