Reasons Not to Buy a Comic
August 29th, 2009 by Esther Inglis-Arkell | Tags: DC comicsWhen talking about books in the past, I’ve been confronted with a lot of readers talking about why they choose not to buy a particular book. I keep wondering whether that kind of feedback is a marketer’s dream or nightmare. So much of the reasons I’ve seen contradict each other.
I’ve started a list under the cut. Feel free to add on to it.
1. The character is a legacy character, and you don’t like the replacement.
2. Or you do like the replacement but don’t like how the last character was handled.
3. You don’t like the writer’s style.
4. Or grasp of the characters.
5. Or political beliefs.
6. Or sense of humor.
7. Repeat 3-6 with the artist.
8. And the editor.
9. Or the Editor In Chief.
10. The ad campaign was too long.
11. Short.
12. Vague.
13. Cutesy.
14. The comic is ____ist. Just fill in the blank with whatever.
15. The comic is too much like every other comic out there.
16. Or too little.
17. The character has a trait that’s just a little too common or too rare.
18. From day one the book is caught up in events.
19. Or it’s left out entirely of the larger universe.
20. Too dark, too light, too bland, too self-referential.
21. A character you don’t like is added to the mix.
22. A character you like is taken out.
23. The comic seeks to generate sales by returning us to a decades-old status quo to bring back readers that are my father’s age.
by zero democracy August 29th, 2009 at 07:54 --replyWow, those are a lot of hairs to split. I prefer boring/not boring.
by seth hurley August 29th, 2009 at 09:24 --reply@zero democracy: I’ve always been annoyed by that train of thought. It’s never that a new (or new old) status quo is annoying, but specifically that the writer/editor behind it is a bad guy out to ruin creativity. Attempts at all-new, all-different franchises have turned out just as bad as continuity-laden wankfests.
by Hitthetargets August 29th, 2009 at 09:49 --replyWith so many good comics out there why not drop a comic if you do not like it.
That being said i do not drop a comic if i did not like one issue, but 2 yes I drop it.
by In Other Nerds August 29th, 2009 at 09:52 --replyI’m not sure in what way the reasons you list contradict each other unless we assume that the same person voices “contradictory” complaints about the same comic, otherwise it would just be different people saying different things about one comic (rather like one person saying a dish is too spicy and another it isn’t spicy enough) or one person sayind different things about different comics.
by Menshevik August 29th, 2009 at 12:18 --reply24. The title is anything involving the word “Titans” published after 1990.
by Syrg August 29th, 2009 at 12:33 --reply25. Characters with well established personalities suddenly become nothing more than mouthpieces for whatever the writer’s personal beliefs are.
26. Retcons
by PeterV August 29th, 2009 at 13:06 --replybut #2 means no Blue Beetle D:
by Nathan August 29th, 2009 at 13:07 --reply27. The character is no longer the character you grew up with.
28. The writer has exposed how profoundlystupid that version of the character was.
by Stig August 29th, 2009 at 16:05 --reply@Menshevik: I suppose I was thinking of the reasons as condradictory from the point of view of someone creating/marketing the comic.
@Nathan: I know! It is a cruel world! Mind you I didn’t say that, in this case, it was a *good* reason.
by Esther Inglis-Arkell August 29th, 2009 at 17:36 --replyAside from #9, this is how I look at comics.
by Brandan August 29th, 2009 at 17:52 --reply29. The title is a dull, overly in-depth, whiny autobiography.
30. It’s nothing more than a silly “reaction” to superhero comics that uses snarky ad hominem criticism of the genre. (Related, I almost didn’t read Jimmy Corrigan because the text inside the cover is yet another indie comics jab at superhero comics fans – something that doesn’t have anything to do with the book itself. Was it mandated by the publisher? Before you accuse me of not having a sense of humour, I loved Pussey! and found it hilarious. It was just disappointing to see it in a place where it didn’t belong and perhaps would prevent people from reading it.)
31. It resets the status quo in a particularly obtuse and disappointing way, like John Byrne returning the Sandman to villainy because obviously he can’t be a hero.
by Lugh August 29th, 2009 at 18:02 --reply32. its written by John byrne.
by edc August 30th, 2009 at 06:19 --reply[please note; trend followers, replace that with “jeph leob” at your discretion.]
33. You only have so much money to spend on comics, and the comic doesn’t catch enough of your interest to make you stretch your dollar to make room for it.
by Space Jawa August 30th, 2009 at 10:40 --replyrecommended amendment to #32
written by [insert] after [point in time when he began sucking]
by Nathan August 31st, 2009 at 09:23 --reply@Nathan: You can’t apply that last one to Jeph Loeb unless it is amended to “After He Began Writing”.
by Stig August 31st, 2009 at 11:06 --replyI’m more of a trade-waiter than dropper, and then mostly when I don’t hear about things in time to catch up with singles. Only thing I can recall dropping lately is Action Comics, even though it had just gotten better (but not enough). Even violent Kryptonians’ coitus interruptus wasn’t enough.
by Kyle W. September 4th, 2009 at 12:45 --reply